Porq Barrel Stuffs

Wow..

I just read the Bone's and Quinn's blog. These guys are talking about getting old and being sick.

Wait....

GETTING OLD


BEING SICK...... ???????

I know I was born a long time ago but I'm TWELVE YEARS OLD!!!

I gave some blood back in Sep. '05 and had a cholestorol reading of 261.
I gave blood again in Dec. '05 and got a cholestorol reading of 229.


When the weather started to chill down ( remember back in early November the temperature dropped??) well I started to do a few glasses of OJ in the morning.
(UN-FORTIFIED -- I ran out of Vanilla Vodka) and I didn't get any cold yet this WINTER..

A had a few beers during the interum and lo a behold... the ol' Porq is still breathing.

SHIT.... I gotta write a book about being healthy OR.. keep going to CHURCH!!

BOZA KNOWS!!!

I don't know what's cooking but God damn SAM Keep it coming!!

(Quinn is getting old?.. doesn't lightning sort of shorten your life span??)

If Dan is the IRONMAN, Bill must be the IRONROD, and the Porq is the PORQ.

Maybe its in the genes... I wear WRANGLERS!!

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Well, after I did my post, I tried to get on to a site..

N.G. !!

Websense blocked the site for "POOR TASTE"

STYM!!


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Oh Baby..

I'm sitting at my desk right now and have "FULL" access to the web.

Yesterday one of the IT dudes was playing with my machine and had to use his sign in to download some new programs needed for work.

heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!! He DIDN'T SIGN OUT!!!!!

So if somebdoy from IT gets locked up for hitting "FORBIDDEN" sites..

SUCKS TO BE HIM!!!

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Oh Boy!!

Here we go into 2006 and you can call me "JAMES BROWN" because...


" I FEEL GOOD ! "


Oh yeah baby..

I think I'm healthy 'cause the nose isn't running, my head doesn't hurt, just have the normal aches and pains of and old grouch and I got some good things coming up..

1) FAMILY BOWLING - ( K of C ) Teams of 4 Handicapped scoring
( Derek, Dawn, Dara & Delaney = BOWLERS... Grandma, Grampy & Damian = Spectators)
Then back to the Club for chicken fingers, soda and stuffs for the "Families"
The grandkids were bugging Derek to go bowling anyway... COOL!!

2) TRIP SOUTH - Happy Easter in North Carolina. Go to church, eat some eggs, kielbasi, drink some beer and make pierogis!!!
oh yeah and see the lilly kids!!

LIFE IS GOOD!!!


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Well, I had my chance to learn some stuffs about blogging, and I never found the time.

The CHIEF SLACKER would be proud because I had since 12/23 until 1/1 to learn some stuffs about blogging, so ... STBM!!

Happy and healthy to everybody, even if I think you suck, maybe if you're healthy and happy you wouldn't suck!! Sounds like a win-win situation!!

Well anyway, 2006 is rolling along and I already am used to writing 2006 because of the dues notices and the SECOND NOTICES that I sent out before the postal rates go up. ( Yes, I am a cheap bastard!!)

The lilly kid went home with the boogie and now I can walk around the house without being afraid of being bitten by the LOCUST!!

Got a few leftovers from Christmas, but who doesn't love swedish meatballs on Martin's potato rolls??? or a cold roast beef sandwich with potato salad on a potato roll??? MMMMMMM!

The house will probably smell like fried kielbasi for the next few weeks BUT..

what's wrong with that????

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