Friday, January 28, 2005
The Eagle Has Landed!!!
Carrie and Rhena are NOT eagles!!!
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SUPERBOWL WEEKEND!!
But anyway... Both of my "lilly" kids are landed safely in CRL and even though the weather forecast for the weekend is SNOW, SHIT, and OTHER STUFFS,
It gives me great pleasure to know that my "lilly" kids will be coming home with their vehicle to go cruising in NJ before they finally close on the house in Charlotte( Huntersville - Joe Gibbs Racing, a town close to Kannapolis that has the DALE EARNHARDT CHEVY DEALERSHIP, and a few miles away from LOWES SPEEDWAY).
I think I'll let the Boss worry about the safe passage of off-spring to the homeland this weekend.. i gots other stuffs to think about.. like club dues, bank deposits, maybe pay my taxes and water bill.... WHATEVER... BUT
it means a stop at the local establishatory!!! heh-heh-heh-heh!!!
I AM NOT the Rantsville Dude... I contribute more than TWICE a year!!!
Speaking of cribbage.....
people are waiting for directions
( or at least the address) of CASA DE QUINN III
so plans may be arranged for a future meeting about the NEW NASCAR season coming up!!
When was the last time I said,
"IGGLY PIGGLY TODD"... ????
Monday, January 24, 2005
I Can See Clearly Now
Yabba dabba doo!! Snowed like a somabitch !!!
God bless America, with all its power tools and neighbors who have to have the newest or biggest snowblowers.
Yes dear people, yours truly did go out there and shovel for a few hours ( Sunday 5:45 AM 'till 7:55 AM) only because the boss came outside and said, " GET IN HERE NOW!!!"
I had the back deck all cleared and two thirds of the driveway when I stopped. But it was still snowing so WHAT THE HELL!!! Time for some coffee!!
It must have been around 10:45 AM when Joey and David came over with their NEW snowblower and old shovel to finish up my works. ( They also came over Saturday afternoon around 4 PM to let me know that they would be over when it stopped!!)
Ok.. the drive is cleared out to the street, BUT I still had to clean my car off.
OK AGAIN... these kids do not drive yet.. so unbeknownst to their knowledge that my car is wider than a volkswagen. ( Approximate size of the opening going out to the street!) I still see some digging coming up for me.
GOD WORKS IN STRANGE WAYS AGAIN!!
As I'm cleaning off my car, the other neighbor on the corner with his super chew 'em up and spit 'em out snowblower asked me if I wanted to use his machine.
WHAT? ME WORK? I asked him to do it. heh-heh-heh! So I wouldn't break his machine!!
OK he widens my driveway, chews out a big dent to get to the Fire Hydrant ( Safety First), then grinds out a path for the mailman to the front door.
WHAT DOES THIS COST??
I bring the neighbor into the house and crack open a bottle of Crown Royal that my father had in the house before he died ( 1955 on the label ) 50 year old Crown Royal. It didn't matter because it sat in the bottle, but it was SSSMMMOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHH!
In addition to the multi shots of good stuffs, I fixed him up with a container of PORQ'S chicken soup and a dozen of frozen pierogi's. DEBT PAID!!
Now I gotta slip David and Joey twenty bucks each for coming over.
Yes , and I am sore from digging!! Sucks to be ME !!
Friday, January 14, 2005
LEFT COAST LEAVERS
I'm a month early!!
The lilly kid and spouse ( and papoose) is in the air as I type.
I keep on thinking of a Tony Orlando song,
"I'm going home...."
or something like that...
EAST COAST BEWARE!!!!!!!!
SHE'S BACK !!!!!!!!!!!
This is really gonna be cool.
The boss is gonna go goo-goo wah-wah with lilly Rhena,
Carrie's gonna be busy with lilly Rhena...
I can disappear !!!!
Nowhere to be found.... heh-heh-heh..
except at a local establishatory!!! or some may say "PUBATORIUM"
yeah me too!!
So in a couple of hours the KIDS will be home!!
The boss is gonna be happy !!!
like a pig in shit!!!
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Here We Go !!!
Well actually, it really doesn't matter if you're ready or not...
2005 is gonna come... like it or not!!!
Oh Boy!!! One more year closer to the END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Does it matter??
Gooney Goo Gus....
Are we really just part of an orb hanging like a charm from "Orion's Belt" ????
If you go back to the 60's and 70's.. you can enjoy this thought!!!
You are SMALL!!! Thank you George Carlin!!
Since this post is happening during Eastern Standard County Time,
I have to appear productive.. heh-heh-heh uhhh...
Shut up Dillweed!!! Yeah !! heh-heh-heh-heh.
Oh to anticipate an upcoming event!!! It's almost like being a kid and looking at the toy catalog before Christmas..
"WE IS GONNA SEE THE MOUSE,
WE IS GONNA SEE THE MOUSE
Oh DOO-DAH DAY"
Oh yeah, and the kids are coming home!!!
"The Boss is gonna BABYSIT,
The Boss is gonna BABYSIT
Oh DOO-DAH DAY"
What else can I say about in January sliding on the ice?
Maybe... uhhhh... sipping CHICKEN SOUP with RICE???
......and one was Johnny!!!
Hope your New Year is "REALLY ROSIE"!!!