Porq Barrel Stuffs

As the sands of time are slowly running out of the precious container we call life, are we really getting the full bang out of our dollar???

What is the price of enjoyment?? For some it's a Caribbean vacation, others it's a trip to see the Mouse. Some go to the mountains and others to the shore.
DUH!!! I LIKE CHEESE!!! Do you actually know what makes you happy???

Pity the poor bastard who lives their life trying to measure up to standards set by other people or trying to live how other people live. WOW !! Ask that long haired dude sitting on top of the mountain what the real answer is.

I never met the guy but I'll bet this supposed all-knowing sage will say, "I LIKE CHEESE!""

How important is the exact formula to change various substances into new bio-super-duper stuffs that today's modern chemists and brainbones are doing??? Do you really care if you know who is dating Brittany Spears, or Beyonce?, or was Frank Sinatra a mobster??? Who killed JFK?? DUH!!! DO YOU LIKE CHEESE????

Alfred E. Newman said, "WHAT? Me worry?" Truly a visionary from the 50's!!! Is the bottom line GOONEY GOO GUS???

Now, are you happy? I am!!

OINK

Yessir Boys and Girls, it's June 25th.... 6 months 'til Christmas!!! Oh boy oh boy !!! Doesn't that make you feel like singing??? Okay okay let's go.....
SWEET BABY JESUS,
LAYING IN THE HAY HEY!
WITH MARY AND JOSEPH,
AND A LAMB THAT'S IN THE WAY HEY!
SWEET BABY JESUS,
WHY DON'T YOU SING US A SONG?
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STICK AROUND
SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT LONG. HEY!

(Take it from the top or as they say in show biz "one more time")

SWEET BABY JESUS,
LAYING IN THE HAY HEY!
WITH MARY AND JOSEPH,
AND A LAMB THAT'S IN THE WAY HEY!
SWEET BABY JESUS,
WHY DON'T YOU SING US A SONG?
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STICK AROUND
SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT LONG. HEY!

oh yeah!!! Now wasn't that great??? six more months, six more months, six more months.

Oh wait a minute.... I gotta get a pickup truck to haul the toys for the kiddies. Yeah... that's the ticket!

OINK

Hey, Did you ever look at something and just smile because it made you happy? Yeah Baby !!! Very early this morning, I was going to make the boss her lunch and decided that "Hey, it's gonna rain today... make lunch and don't get wet!!" So anyway, I get out the ham, salami, white american cheese, lettuce, Clausen pickles, Hellman's mayo, Gulden's mustard, 2 slices of white bread, AND 2 Martin's Potato rolls.

(Little music in the background... to the tune of mighty mouse..... Here I come.. etc., etc.)

SANDWICHMAN is on the loose!! yes indeed boys and girls, just looking at the potato roll reminded me of days of long lost past of flying around the kitchen in the wee hours listening to Z-100 with Scott Shannon and some other guy trying to win a free Z-100 T-shirt on the begging and pleading line or listening to Mr. Leonard jive talk his way out of some kind of trouble in his Lime Green leisure suit.

If you could have seen me, I looked like the picture on the building in Asbury Park they are tearing down. I'm talking BIG SMILE !!!!

Someday, if you kiddies are good, I'll give you the exact recipe and procedure to make a sandwich that keeps kids alive in grammar school.

OINK

Everybody is rushing and running here and there and doing stuffs on the double time. Primary Day Eve and the politicos are running around doing their stuffs. Run, run, run, run, run.

Hey. that sounded like a car engine, run run run run run vs vroom vroom vroom vroom. WHATEVER !! SO speaking of car engines... heh-heh-heh ( a little segway I might add!!) , one of my favorite weekend pastimes, besides going to Johnny G's, is Yahoo Nascar Fantasy Racing."GO FAST, TURN LEFT" Get it?? NO RIGHT TURNS !!!

RIGHT TURN = CRASH Oh boy... so much for segways....

Now, I'm not pitting my intelligence against the Buddy Bakers, Ray Everhams, or even the Joe Gibbs types out there, I'm going against ... MY FRIENDS !!!!!

If you can't make fun of, ridicule, bust balls, maliciously insult, and just go.. "NYEA-NYEA" to your friends??? WHO CAN YOU TO ????? DUH!!!

Well anyway, this weekend at the races, I get my jollies by trying to figure out the scores BEFORE Yahoo officially posts them, and I must modestly say that I have been right on 11 of 13 attempts. But this last week's scores that were posted by Yahoo pissed me off because I made a 20 point mistake on one score that led me to believe that I was in first place of "OUR LEAGUE". Damn !! I hate being humble when I know I fathered MAN-KAI - Son of Dan,legend of the jungle, leader of the tribes!!! so now I have to repost my scores and receive the scorn that is due. ALAS!!

Hey, it's better yacking about this than busting my hump doing some kind of job!!!! DUH !!!!

OINK