Monday, June 14, 2004
Make Me Smile
Hey, Did you ever look at something and just smile because it made you happy? Yeah Baby !!! Very early this morning, I was going to make the boss her lunch and decided that "Hey, it's gonna rain today... make lunch and don't get wet!!" So anyway, I get out the ham, salami, white american cheese, lettuce, Clausen pickles, Hellman's mayo, Gulden's mustard, 2 slices of white bread, AND 2 Martin's Potato rolls.
(Little music in the background... to the tune of mighty mouse..... Here I come.. etc., etc.)
SANDWICHMAN is on the loose!! yes indeed boys and girls, just looking at the potato roll reminded me of days of long lost past of flying around the kitchen in the wee hours listening to Z-100 with Scott Shannon and some other guy trying to win a free Z-100 T-shirt on the begging and pleading line or listening to Mr. Leonard jive talk his way out of some kind of trouble in his Lime Green leisure suit.
If you could have seen me, I looked like the picture on the building in Asbury Park they are tearing down. I'm talking BIG SMILE !!!!
Someday, if you kiddies are good, I'll give you the exact recipe and procedure to make a sandwich that keeps kids alive in grammar school.
OINK
(Little music in the background... to the tune of mighty mouse..... Here I come.. etc., etc.)
SANDWICHMAN is on the loose!! yes indeed boys and girls, just looking at the potato roll reminded me of days of long lost past of flying around the kitchen in the wee hours listening to Z-100 with Scott Shannon and some other guy trying to win a free Z-100 T-shirt on the begging and pleading line or listening to Mr. Leonard jive talk his way out of some kind of trouble in his Lime Green leisure suit.
If you could have seen me, I looked like the picture on the building in Asbury Park they are tearing down. I'm talking BIG SMILE !!!!
Someday, if you kiddies are good, I'll give you the exact recipe and procedure to make a sandwich that keeps kids alive in grammar school.
OINK
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It would almost be sacrilege to let loose the recipe for what could be the greatest sandwich to ever grace the insides of a brown paper lunch bag. Lo – perhaps even shed crumbs upon any school cafeteria in all the world. The simple ingredients, when combined properly, forms a true masterpiece, so masterfully balanced that it seems to be divine in creation. Much akin to the Father taking Sodium and Chlorine, ultimately dangerous by themselves, and coming out with the uber-powerful salt, Sandwichman takes these ‘condiments’ and ‘stuffs’ and gives you SANDWICH. Divine poetry.
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