Thursday, November 18, 2010
Brand New Day
Thursday, November 18, 2010.
I didn't do any blogging for a long time. The reason was I was eating pizza, drinking beer, putting salt on my food and chewing cheesesteaks like movie popcorn.
Maybe I overdid it a little? I dunno??
Had some fun over the summer when we went down South. I had three delicious pieces of BOJANGLES chicken breast and then had pulled pork sandwiches for supper that were BBQ'd just right.
At two o'clock in the morning, somebody hit me in the chest with a fire ax then started to jump on the handle. That's what it felt like. I said, "OUCH!" During these pain spasms I noticed that my left arm didn't hurt so I didn't call ELIZABETH like Fred Sandford and Manned It Out.
Very early in the morning ( before anyone was up) I slipped into the kitchen and downed a couple of aspirins to thin my blood just in case!!
A few weeks later I told my doctor about this episode of "heartburn" and low and behold, I was sent for stress tests and all kinds of testing.
Because of my "poor" diet ( How can a diet be poor if its only RICH food??), I was diagnosed as a diabetic and I have blockages in the ol' ticker bone. One trip to the hospital opened one of the blockages and a stent was put in. COOL, let the blood flow! I came home today from another procedure that unblocked another TOTAL BLOCKAGE in the ol' ( as Fred would say..) achy breaky.
So right now I'm sitting home with holes in my arms from IV's and groin area from the wire hanger they used to punch out some of the blockage. I gotsta go back in a few weeks for more stuffs so until then ..
I AM NOT GOING TO RUN A FOUR MINUTE MILE.
I AM NOT GOING TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS FOR A WEEK( including six packs )
I AM GONNA TRY TO STAY ALIVE and not be stubborn like some other Polish person and live beyond my 66th birthday.
OH.. Thanks to everybody for the phone calls, cards, and well wishes. I didn't know I owed that
many people money! ??
Love all of ya!!
OINK
I didn't do any blogging for a long time. The reason was I was eating pizza, drinking beer, putting salt on my food and chewing cheesesteaks like movie popcorn.
Maybe I overdid it a little? I dunno??
Had some fun over the summer when we went down South. I had three delicious pieces of BOJANGLES chicken breast and then had pulled pork sandwiches for supper that were BBQ'd just right.
At two o'clock in the morning, somebody hit me in the chest with a fire ax then started to jump on the handle. That's what it felt like. I said, "OUCH!" During these pain spasms I noticed that my left arm didn't hurt so I didn't call ELIZABETH like Fred Sandford and Manned It Out.
Very early in the morning ( before anyone was up) I slipped into the kitchen and downed a couple of aspirins to thin my blood just in case!!
A few weeks later I told my doctor about this episode of "heartburn" and low and behold, I was sent for stress tests and all kinds of testing.
Because of my "poor" diet ( How can a diet be poor if its only RICH food??), I was diagnosed as a diabetic and I have blockages in the ol' ticker bone. One trip to the hospital opened one of the blockages and a stent was put in. COOL, let the blood flow! I came home today from another procedure that unblocked another TOTAL BLOCKAGE in the ol' ( as Fred would say..) achy breaky.
So right now I'm sitting home with holes in my arms from IV's and groin area from the wire hanger they used to punch out some of the blockage. I gotsta go back in a few weeks for more stuffs so until then ..
I AM NOT GOING TO RUN A FOUR MINUTE MILE.
I AM NOT GOING TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS FOR A WEEK( including six packs )
I AM GONNA TRY TO STAY ALIVE and not be stubborn like some other Polish person and live beyond my 66th birthday.
OH.. Thanks to everybody for the phone calls, cards, and well wishes. I didn't know I owed that
many people money! ??
Love all of ya!!
OINK
