Thursday, December 07, 2006
'TIS THE SEASON...
Yeah, fa-la-la-la-la etc.
I can tell that the holidays are rapidly approaching and I didn't even start to think of what to buy!
DUH!!
Maybe everybody was bad and they all get BUPKUS!!??
Nay, that won't work.. but I am starting to feel the holiday pressure.
e.g. Today I read a blog and checked out the comments and some dude ( dudette?) made a crack about someone's social intelligence and this dude referred to this questionable person as some jerk eating PEROGIS!!
Now I have been known to throw a few ethnic slurs around and being truly unsensitive about nationalities or blood lines, this SOB didn't even spell PIEROGI correctly!!
Damn, that pisses me off!! If there is one thing that I truly hold near and dear to my heart is the Boss' pierogis!!
I know that they (pierogis)are supposedly an international dish, but once you have had the Boss's stuffs, EVERYTHING ELSE is second place and lower!!
Maybe that jerk should have said "eating MRS. T's so-called pierogis" and I wouldn't have felt any need to RANT like this.
It's got to be the season!!
Picture HOMER SIMPSON thinking of beer, ( dazed look on face, drooling, and making uncomprehensible sounds ) and now think of the Boss' pierogis.. SAME THING!!
Now I'm hungry!
Christmas shopping can wait!
OINK
I can tell that the holidays are rapidly approaching and I didn't even start to think of what to buy!
DUH!!
Maybe everybody was bad and they all get BUPKUS!!??
Nay, that won't work.. but I am starting to feel the holiday pressure.
e.g. Today I read a blog and checked out the comments and some dude ( dudette?) made a crack about someone's social intelligence and this dude referred to this questionable person as some jerk eating PEROGIS!!
Now I have been known to throw a few ethnic slurs around and being truly unsensitive about nationalities or blood lines, this SOB didn't even spell PIEROGI correctly!!
Damn, that pisses me off!! If there is one thing that I truly hold near and dear to my heart is the Boss' pierogis!!
I know that they (pierogis)are supposedly an international dish, but once you have had the Boss's stuffs, EVERYTHING ELSE is second place and lower!!
Maybe that jerk should have said "eating MRS. T's so-called pierogis" and I wouldn't have felt any need to RANT like this.
It's got to be the season!!
Picture HOMER SIMPSON thinking of beer, ( dazed look on face, drooling, and making uncomprehensible sounds ) and now think of the Boss' pierogis.. SAME THING!!
Now I'm hungry!
Christmas shopping can wait!
OINK
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You're a dumbass. I know Captain Bee's roommate...he literally loves perogies. It was not an "ethnic slur." However, way to randomly become enraged enough to write two rants about my casual comment.
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