Wednesday, June 28, 2006
On your Mark, Get Set...
Oh Boy, we're getting ready to GO!!
The boss wants to go down to see the Lilly kid. Hey!! What ever the boss wants.. etc. etc. etc.
The only problem is getting there.
600 miles at 600 MPH = 1 hour travel time.
600 miles at 60 MPH = 10 hours travel time.
Now follow this logic, the faster you travel, the shorter the time span require to travel that distance. DUH!!!
The boss goes bonkers when we drive to church on Sunday mornings ( Distance from house to church = 413 steps!! but we drive anyway!!) now mathematically convert
413 steps to 600 miles and think of the "PLEASURE" we are going to have driving to the Kid's house!!
Now if I can get an eight track tape of Led's Whole Lotta Love and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody playing continuously for 600 miles, I'm sure the boss will want me to SPEED!!! (giggle- giggle a memorable event driving the Kid to school in Florida!!)
Almost a Phase II belly buster but that's another story from the past!!
OINK
The boss wants to go down to see the Lilly kid. Hey!! What ever the boss wants.. etc. etc. etc.
The only problem is getting there.
600 miles at 600 MPH = 1 hour travel time.
600 miles at 60 MPH = 10 hours travel time.
Now follow this logic, the faster you travel, the shorter the time span require to travel that distance. DUH!!!
The boss goes bonkers when we drive to church on Sunday mornings ( Distance from house to church = 413 steps!! but we drive anyway!!) now mathematically convert
413 steps to 600 miles and think of the "PLEASURE" we are going to have driving to the Kid's house!!
Now if I can get an eight track tape of Led's Whole Lotta Love and Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody playing continuously for 600 miles, I'm sure the boss will want me to SPEED!!! (giggle- giggle a memorable event driving the Kid to school in Florida!!)
Almost a Phase II belly buster but that's another story from the past!!
OINK
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two correctioins for purpose of clarity:
we were driving HOME from florida... through DC outer loop, to be precise.
and it's LEVEL 2... not PHASE two!
either way... we're looking forward to seeing you guys; hopefully you'll both make it down here alive!
ps... beer is waiting!
we were driving HOME from florida... through DC outer loop, to be precise.
and it's LEVEL 2... not PHASE two!
either way... we're looking forward to seeing you guys; hopefully you'll both make it down here alive!
ps... beer is waiting!
Ooh, beer, taht solves all the problems ;O) Though you should probably wait till you get to her place to start in on it. They frowny face drinking while trying not to kill your significant other in the car.
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