Friday, February 24, 2006
FEBUTARY TWO TWO
Count Down to LENT!!!
My last post I was jumping up and down because I could sneek off and do some web stuffs on my clandestine phone line at work instead of going through the main computer with all the WEBSENSE BLOCKS!!
Since that last post, me and the Boss went to the chillun's happy b-day parties and it was pretty cool to see the D-Man's house filled up with the lilly things running around and watching his buddies( parents of said lilly things) go through the stress and "JOY" of parenting whilst I just sat back and watched over an emptying can of BUD. To be repeated multi-times!!! Yowser yowser yowser.
SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????????
I think it's funny to watch other people get older!! Quinn with Heather and the joys of raising a girl!! ( In a few years he'll be out there chasing the paper-boy away from the house thinking he has "other" ideas!!), Eddie, Todd and Tom having the joy of saying "YES DEAR!!!" for no apparent reason other than just HABIT!! Even reading about my Lilly with her lilly and the joys of parenting just makes me smile.
Oh yeah, and want to have a beer.
The other night around 8:30 PM I received a call about healthcare in the State of NJ.
WOW.. this dude was asking me all kinds of questions about health care.. Do I go to the doctors? NO! Am I on medication? NO! Do I go to the dentist? NO! How often do I eat fruit? Twice a year!? Do I eat vegetables? NO! MEAT AND POTATOES THAT'S IT!! Do I think people should get antibiotics for colds? NO! Unless you got green and yellow snots dripping from your head!! Did I get flu shots? NO! Did a doctor ever tell me I have diabetes? NO! How is my mental health? GREAT! How is my physical health? GREAT! Do I exercise? NO but sometimes walk to the bar! Do I drink? YES! All kinds of crazy questions and the dude finally hung up wondering why I'm still alive!!
It didn't bother me to answer these questions because it was a crappy night for TV programming anyway!! What does 160 over 110 mean? I got one of those blood pressure machines you hook up to your arm and I was wondering why I was getting a headache every so often. MAYBE I SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE SALT????? HMmmmmm????
Lay off beer for two days, drink wine instead or vodka and water with a splash of cranberry juice( for the kidneys!!)
Well anyway, MAN-KAI(Son of Dan) is blogging again and WEEBL & BOB are still rocking the world!!
OINK
My last post I was jumping up and down because I could sneek off and do some web stuffs on my clandestine phone line at work instead of going through the main computer with all the WEBSENSE BLOCKS!!
Since that last post, me and the Boss went to the chillun's happy b-day parties and it was pretty cool to see the D-Man's house filled up with the lilly things running around and watching his buddies( parents of said lilly things) go through the stress and "JOY" of parenting whilst I just sat back and watched over an emptying can of BUD. To be repeated multi-times!!! Yowser yowser yowser.
SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????????
I think it's funny to watch other people get older!! Quinn with Heather and the joys of raising a girl!! ( In a few years he'll be out there chasing the paper-boy away from the house thinking he has "other" ideas!!), Eddie, Todd and Tom having the joy of saying "YES DEAR!!!" for no apparent reason other than just HABIT!! Even reading about my Lilly with her lilly and the joys of parenting just makes me smile.
Oh yeah, and want to have a beer.
The other night around 8:30 PM I received a call about healthcare in the State of NJ.
WOW.. this dude was asking me all kinds of questions about health care.. Do I go to the doctors? NO! Am I on medication? NO! Do I go to the dentist? NO! How often do I eat fruit? Twice a year!? Do I eat vegetables? NO! MEAT AND POTATOES THAT'S IT!! Do I think people should get antibiotics for colds? NO! Unless you got green and yellow snots dripping from your head!! Did I get flu shots? NO! Did a doctor ever tell me I have diabetes? NO! How is my mental health? GREAT! How is my physical health? GREAT! Do I exercise? NO but sometimes walk to the bar! Do I drink? YES! All kinds of crazy questions and the dude finally hung up wondering why I'm still alive!!
It didn't bother me to answer these questions because it was a crappy night for TV programming anyway!! What does 160 over 110 mean? I got one of those blood pressure machines you hook up to your arm and I was wondering why I was getting a headache every so often. MAYBE I SHOULD CUT DOWN ON THE SALT????? HMmmmmm????
Lay off beer for two days, drink wine instead or vodka and water with a splash of cranberry juice( for the kidneys!!)
Well anyway, MAN-KAI(Son of Dan) is blogging again and WEEBL & BOB are still rocking the world!!
OINK
Comments:
<< Home
I know what that paper boy is thinking....I was his age once (don't actually remember the details of it, I think those particular brain cells paid the price in the late 80's, early 90's)
Did a doctor ever tell you that you had diabetes?
No but the mechanic who fixes my truck did. He said he could tell I was diabetic by the way the rear rotors were wearing. DUH!! What kind of question is THAT anyway???
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tEE vEE....
Ha!
~L.
Post a Comment
No but the mechanic who fixes my truck did. He said he could tell I was diabetic by the way the rear rotors were wearing. DUH!! What kind of question is THAT anyway???
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tEE vEE....
Ha!
~L.
<< Home
