Wednesday, May 11, 2005

How MUCH Do I Love Thee?

Okay...

The lilly kid will be one in September.

Get out the rosary, hammer, kieliszek, and dollar bill!!

This great event will take place on a Saturday.

GOOD NEWS..... I have a football game on Friday...

SOOOOO....

I can fly down on Saturday morning, rent a car, go to the kid's house, see the lilly kid, have a couple beers, do the HAPPY two-ah stuffs (previously reported in the PORQ BARREL),
and then sleep off the brewskis, go to church, go back to kids house, do some mong' ing, give the kids a kiss good-bye, then hop on a plane and come home.

SIMPLE!!!

The big kick in the chops is the plane fare to CLT from EWR went up drastically in the past three weeks.
4/19 $270.90 per person NON-stop round trip

4/25 $346.40 per person NON-stop round trip

5/11 $356.40 per person NON-stop round trip

BUT...

5/11 $235.40 per person NON-stop round trip FROM LGA to CLT is a pretty cool price.

What does that mean??

The Boss doesn't want to fly from Laguardia?? Duh!!!

If we fly from LGA, we would have to pay Tony the Limo driver a $100 for taking and picking us up.

Dollars & SENSE =

NEWARK = $712.80 plane fare
..................... 30.00 parking ( estimate )
HIDDEN COST.....................worry about leaving car in airport!!!!
...................$742.80 OUT OF POCKET COSTS.

LGA = $470.80 plane fare
.............100.00 Tony the Limo Driver
............$570.80 OUT OF POCKET COSTS.

DUH... In my book, that's about 172 fazoolas to spend on the lilly kid

Well, people in the office say it's a "NO BRAINER!!"

They don't know the BOSS!!!

OINK

PS ... any outside influence on the Boss to sway her persistence, would be greatly appreciated!!
Comments:
Holmes - I got yer back.

Lemme work the DManFamilyTruckster and get you guys to and fro LaG in minivan style.

I've done the trip already for a bud or two. No sweat.

That's ANOTHER $80 to spend on the kid. That other $20 will be absorbed by me raiding the house's supply of whatever I find in your absence...
 
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