Porq Barrel Stuffs

Good grief.. after multi-years of staying alive on this planet, one gets to see and do an assortment of various things.

This upcoming trip to tht MOUSE will be a spectacular event only because of the joy the kids will get.

As of now, the kids have no idea of the trip and when they do finally realize that they will see the MOUSE.. GOD DAMN SAM, Gooney GOO and ALABAMA PORK FISH PIE!!!

I am actually speechless about this entire trip because of the AWE that the kids will get.

Hell with the kids.. I'm gonna be happy to be on a vacation and maybe sleep to 5:15 AM everyday!!!

Oh boy !!!

It feels like Christmas in 1954. ( This is before I was twelve, the age I'm at right now!!)

Whatever....

Two kids, 6 and 4, eyes wider than garbagecan lids, excitement bubbling in their vains wanting to do EVERYTHING in sight, and then turning cranky because their batteries burned out and have to be shlepped back to the INN to recharge!!!

Of course the kids will be pissed that they have to sleep because they have NO concept of TOMORROW.

Ah!!! the joys of parenthood .. and being a GRANDPARENT so I could walk away and say..

"Hey.. they're YOUR kids!!"

I wonder how big the refrigerator will be in my room??
(1 six pack, 2 six packs, 2 sixers and room for cheese ? )

Another question.. What kind of beer will they sell on the plane going down?

BOZA KNOWS !!!

See ya in a week !

OINK

Listen...

You guys know I gave up booze, beer, wine, (SPIRITS IN GENERAL) for Lent.

Okay...okay..okay...

You guys know I'm gonna see the Mouse!!

If I waited until Lent was over to have a beer....

I would probably do something to embrass TRUE LOVE.

NOW....

How can I with a clear conscience possibly live with myself if I act GOOFY in front of GOOFY???

Do you think the Boss would get pissed?

Do you think the grandkids are gonna say,

"GRAMPY'S LOADED!!!"

MAKE THE SUPREME SACRIFICE..... DRINK NOW and avoid the "rush" later!!

Come on... ya gotta admit I'm only back on the booze again because I LOVE my wife!!

You know this is true.. ( maybe bent towards the ol' Porq a little.. ) but

GOD DAMN SAM

It's the thought that counts!!



hic! ..... burp!


I like Cheese !!

OINK

Egad

I was writing a blog and I was really going off on upcoming events.

The feeling of anticipation, etc. etc. of winning the MEGA million jackpot, etc.

AND

P O O F !!!!

I must have hit some key that automatically says,

"HEY STUPID, YOU JUST LOST EVERYTHING YOU WERE DOING!!!"

ah... to quote the famous words of various family members speaking to me...

" JERK !! "

Well anyway, it really looked good before I screwed up so now all I can say is

GOONEY GOO GUS !!

OINK

I feel SMALL !!