Saturday, May 15, 2004
Save The World ???
Saturday !! The wonderful time of the week when all pencil pushing, pocket protector geeks get to go outside and do their stuffs !!! Yeah, yeah, me too !! Cut the grass, do the trimming, pick up the dead leaves, etc. etc. etc. oh yeah.. wash the car, etc. Okay !! You're gonna get all sweated up doing this stuffs RIGHT??? So what do you do??? You get up Saturday morning, take your shower, put on clean gotchies, and off you go ... to the magic land of sweat and toil!!
Here we go... after you finished your chores (goofing around outside), maybe sneeking off to the local pub-a-torium to replenish your fluids, you end up stinking like an illegal immigrant picking lettuce for four days. NOW WHAT??? ya got'sta take a shower to get the stink off you!!!!
SAVE THE WORLD !!! 1) Don't take the morning shower 2) Don't change your gotchies 3) Don't shave or wash your face !!
BENEFITS = 1) You just saved 1/8 of your water consumption of the week by not showing.
2) You will save 1/8 of your laundry load by not putting on clean clothes to get them dirty.
3) You will probably odiferously violate all who you come in contact with, and yourself, making them feel good about themselves that THEY DON"T STINK that bad !!
4) When you do shower at the end of your toils.. you can enjoy the feeling of not just getting something done , but the really important thing is that you will be happy that you don't stink anymore. Now being happy is what this whole thing is about... ?? yes?? NO??? Whatever... but you will be SAVING THE WORLD maybe just a little in your mind !!!
OINK
Here we go... after you finished your chores (goofing around outside), maybe sneeking off to the local pub-a-torium to replenish your fluids, you end up stinking like an illegal immigrant picking lettuce for four days. NOW WHAT??? ya got'sta take a shower to get the stink off you!!!!
SAVE THE WORLD !!! 1) Don't take the morning shower 2) Don't change your gotchies 3) Don't shave or wash your face !!
BENEFITS = 1) You just saved 1/8 of your water consumption of the week by not showing.
2) You will save 1/8 of your laundry load by not putting on clean clothes to get them dirty.
3) You will probably odiferously violate all who you come in contact with, and yourself, making them feel good about themselves that THEY DON"T STINK that bad !!
4) When you do shower at the end of your toils.. you can enjoy the feeling of not just getting something done , but the really important thing is that you will be happy that you don't stink anymore. Now being happy is what this whole thing is about... ?? yes?? NO??? Whatever... but you will be SAVING THE WORLD maybe just a little in your mind !!!
OINK
